BLOWW

Goody Two Boobs found herself cursed and buried by an angry coven of witches back in 1692. Fortunately, the Green Line extension finally unearthed her and now she has returned to her beloved New England to face the many cultural shifts and changes. Previously she was always trying to avoid being stoned, but now, it seems that's become a good thing, so, who knows what the future may bring.

Signature Move: bosom buddy